Showing posts with label English. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

"the tar tar pits"

Polyglot tautologies, where you name something for what is already is, are amazing:
"The River Avon, running through Shakespeare’s hometown Stratford-Upon-Avon, is another example. 'Avon' in an ancient Celtic language means 'river' – so the River Avon is more properly the River River. The La Brea Tar Pits manage to be redundant in two ways: La Brea is Spanish for 'the tar' – so the La Brea Tar Pits effectively mean 'the the tar tar pits.'"

Wiki has a handy list of them

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

"standards to be set that are more realistic for the missions expected"

A long, in-depth, and very interesting article on how the U.S. military approaches language training, especially for elite troops who might go into areas where a base-level of language and cultural skills are a must:

"A Green Beret trained in Modern Standard Arabic and deployed to Iraq isn’t going to have many fluent conversations with his counterparts who speak an Iraqi dialect. But he can exchange simple pleasantries, ask about his counterpart’s family, and understand basic military terminology — all while getting a laugh out his new Iraqi friends who might describe his school-taught Modern Standard dialect as 'fancy Arabic.'

Once it’s accepted that in most cases the purpose of language training isn’t to achieve fluency, it allows standards to be set that are more realistic for the missions expected from today’s Green Berets. The Interagency Language Roundtable scoring scale notes that at a 1+ rating, speakers '[c]an initiate and maintain predictable face-to-face conversations and satisfy limited social demands.' Meanwhile, listeners demonstrate '[s]ufficient comprehension to understand short conversations about all survival needs and limited social demands.' This level of speaking and listening is more than enough for Green Berets to converse with a partner force that speaks the same language, get across basic ideas, and potentially work around a situation where an interpreter or English-speaking member of the partner force isn’t available."

There's a lot more going on in the article that's worth looking at.

I also appreciate an educational model where perfection isn't the goal, but basic communication is.  Maybe it's the military's version of "ELF," or "English as Lingua Franca."

Thursday, April 29, 2021

"the pain inflicted by the English pronunciation on their tongues and jaws"

"So I began to teach them English, just some phrases and short sentences, such as 'Hands up!,' 'Drop your weapon, we spare you!,' 'We don't kill prisoners,' 'Don't move!,' 'Surrender, you are safe!,' 'Don't die for American imperialism!'

There was no paper to write on, so I used a stick to inscribe on the ground the written characters representing the English sounds so that the literate ones among them could have some phonetic guidance.  I couldn't possibly make them pronounce the words accurately, since half of them didn't even speak Mandarin well.  But they were eager to learn, even if they did complain about the pain inflicted by the English pronunciation on their tongues and jaws.  A few claimed they had sore throats.  I was amazed that in just a few days they could rap out to one another what they had learned.  Most of them were smart men who would have gone far in their lives had they had the opportunity and the education.  I wondered why they would concentrate so much on learning a few foreign words that they might never use at all.  Heaven knew what would happen to us tomorrow; we might get captured or killed anytime.  The enemy was just two miles to the north.

I suspected that to them the act of learning must represent some kind of hope.  At least this meant there was still a future, on which they could fix their minds.  Their limited awareness of the larger world and their inert response to the menace of death endowed them with the strength needed for survival.  I was moved by the tenacity of life shown in their desire to learn."

-- Ha Jin, War Trash

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Found In Translation

My life is way too up in the air right now to do something as life-changing as buying a new video game console, but this is kind of cool -- the Hangul-ized logo for Cyberpunk 2077.  (I realize the release has been a shit-show.)

So roughly, we've got "SA-EEE-BUH-PUNG-KU."

Not easy to do, but very cool.

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

That's The Spirit

 

Covid Squirrel says -- "Mask on!  Talking off!"

As seen on the classroom doors of my college, where some-but-not-all students have returned for classes.

Monday, August 31, 2020

"I stood in line and ate my Twinkies"


Galaxie 500, "Strange" live

At the end of every semester our students do mandatory teacher performance surveys.

My boss came in today before our weekly lunch and asked me, how is it possible that my scores were so high?  (In absolute terms, and definitely in comparison to his scores and my foreigner co-worker's.)

What I actually said -- "I put a lot of effort into our first semester of online teaching."

What I wanted to say -- "Unlike you and foreigner co, I didn't half-ass this stuff.  I supplemented videos with plenty of study materials, including very detailed midterm and final guides.  I encouraged students to call or e-mail if they had questions.  I tried to make students feel as comfortable as possible in very strange and new circumstances."

I'm unexpectedly salty about all of this today.  We're being told to re-record videos on exactly the same material.  Even though I spent hours scripting and planning mine, unlike two other people I know.

No good deed goes unpunished I guess.  As lazy as I can be sometimes, when I do commit to something I try to make sure I've got it right the first time.

This is Korea though, and the country would simply fall apart without mandatory levels of meaningless busy-work.

Thursday, August 27, 2020

It Never Ends

My adult classes just got pushed back two weeks into mid-September.

Daegu has been thankfully, relatively, quiet on the corona front.  But Seoul is seeing a boost and we get the knock-on cautionary effect down here.

As a side note, I think what I'm craving more than anything these days in the face of open fascism in America, a pandemic, Bible-level hurricanes, and the continued destruction of black bodies by the police state, is just some damn normalcy.  A day, just a single day where I wake up and go to bed with no unpleasant surprises, no violence or disruption unto anything or anybody.

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Celebrated Summer


Albert Ayler, "Sun Watcher"

I just taught my last adult class of the semester and handed in my final (hardcopy) grades for my college classes.

I have no right to complain.  I went from teaching five college classes to one, basically, via video recording.  In my defense, I did have to learn two new programs from scratch (one for distance learning, one for distance evaluation) with little to no help from my boss.  I think I also mentioned some drama over the "we won't have a grading curve this semester but then again we will" situation.

But it's over.  And it's strange to think I'll be in Korea for a full August for the first time in over a decade.

I just got some new books though, so I guess vacation is off to a decent enough start.

Maybe I need another Project Herzog in my life.

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Because Korea

To recap, my five sections were done entirely online this past semester.  And from the beginning my boss has stressed that our (online) quizzes, midterm, and final should be relatively easy.  This is in no small part because across Korea, students and parents are complaining about paying full tuition for largely online courses.

So I came in to the office Thursday, only for my boss to complain that I was about to give too many As.

He's usually a good egg, but I'm spending a happy weekend not thinking about him at all.

As for next semester, it's 50-50 whether or not students return.  I'm guessing we'll have some come back, but continue online for non-essential things like, oh I don't know, English.  (There is no English major available at my school, and I'm fine with that.)

Suffice it to say, if Korea isn't going back to 100% this September there's no way the US or UK should.  They will of course due to politics, and within a week major classroom outbreaks will ensue.

Monday, June 1, 2020

Some Inside Pedagogy

While my college classes have been put off for the entirely of the spring semester (first semester in South Korea) tonight I'm teaching a handful of adult students.  I haven't done any in-classroom teaching since last January.  Anyhow, we're doing coronavirus vocabulary.  Fascinating!  Here's my list:

Coronavirus Vocabulary

Virus
Coronavirus (crown virus)
Quarantine
Symptom (n)
Symptomatic / Asymptomatic (adj)
Lockdown
Social Distancing
Epidemic
"Flattening the curve"
Fever / Take temperature
Immunity / Herd Immunity
Patient Zero
"Work from Home"
Super-spreader

Other than "Eating whole pints of Ben and Jerry's in my boxer shorts at 3 a.m." what did I miss?

Monday, May 11, 2020

One Step Forward...

I'm in my office on a beautiful Monday afternoon completing my online midterm.  It's frustrating writing tests for students you have literally never met or taught.  My boss said keep is as simple as possible and that's fine, but also kind of underlines the point that online teaching of a foreign language just isn't ideal.

Anyhow, the big news here in South Korea is that over the weekend a huge Covid outbreak took place up in Seoul centered around Itaweon, a known foreigner / nightlife hotspot.  Apparently one of the vectors is centered around a gay club, giving just enough ammunition to the usual suspects to blame gay / foreign sybarites for all of this mess.

I mean, it is a shame.  South Korea was within weeks of shutting this thing down in my opinion, and now we start over.  It could have been the gayest of gay bath-houses, or the most holy of Christian churches.

Stay the fuck home, people.

Monday, March 30, 2020

Tele-Teaching

It's been a day.

Me and foreign co-worker got a crash course in distance learning.  My college has gotten what seems to be a pretty stable and decent on-line program going, and for the next few weeks (at least two) we'll be voice recording our lectures and putting them up with small quizzes for the students to, ahem, enjoy.

I have my doubts, especially for a beginner level language course.  I always do.  But it's nice to feel a little bit useful after an unexpected month off.

I'm just trying to stay positive about everything.  I found out that a church choir about 20 minutes south from where my Dad lives got rocked with the coronavirus, including multiple deaths.

Stay home as much as possible.  Wash those hands.  No trips to make-out city for you.

I'm strangely exhausted, considering I didn't do that much other than listen to my boss.  But being taken out of my teaching comfort-zone probably has something to do with it.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

"Can't Get Started With You"


Oscar Moore, Presenting Oscar Moore

I just taught my last class of the semester.  Next week I have to enter grades into the college computer system, then work up hard-copies of those same grades Because Korea.  I'll continue teaching adult student classes through January.

I have zero plans for Christmas next week, but I'll probably make it downtown to Slightly Above Average Korean Foreigner Bar (it's actually quite good) and drink some beers.  My boss said he'd be downtown with his family (two grown sons, one of whom just completed military service) so it might be nice to bump into them.

Trump has been impeached.  I mean, it was the right and necessary thing to do but let's face it -- Republicans exist in a separate reality now, and there's no going back to pre-Trump.  (And let's be honest -- they were just as nutty and racist and anti-majoritarian back then, they just were afraid to say the quiet parts out loud.)

The new Star Wars apparently won't come to South Korea until January, which is some bullshit.

Somehow, I shall endure.

Monday, June 3, 2019

"I try to search for you / I know I'm not alone"


Unwound, "Eternalux"

Definitely in my top five acts I wish I'd gotten to see live but never did.

Predictably, a mere four days into June, Daegu has become a furnace.  Luckily, the semester is almost -- gah, I hate the word -- over.  This week is for make-up classes, next week is the actual final exam, and then the week after that (way late into June, Korean style) is our "feedback" class.

I've asked my boss many times what the purpose of the feedback class is and I've never really gotten a satisfying answer.  Other than giving the students their final exam grades, and thereby their final grades if they do a quick bit of math, it really seems like a conspiracy among Korean professors and college instructors to just shave a week off the schedule.

So I don't know.  I'll give them their scores, about 70 percent of them will promptly go to sleep, and with the other 30 I can do some music videos or something pedagogically low impact.

Tears of a Pierrot

Korean language fun fact: one word for "clown" in Korean is "pi-e-ro," as in Pierrot.  There are words for juggler and acrobat that are similar, but if you've got a crazy rainbow wig and big red shoes Koreans will generally use this borrowed word.

Update:  A friend living in Japan on Twitter let me know that Japanese uses the same loan word.

Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Delightin' And Instructin' Part Infinity

When I taught as a graduate student and then two years as a high school teacher in America, Spring Fever was definitely a thing.  It's a thing here in South Korea as well, albeit P.D.A. is a bit more restricted here.

Anyhow, a few days ago I had to stop class and remind a couple sitting in the front row of my class that this wasn't a Love Motel.  His hand was basically on top of her (very short) skirt.

They were both mortified.  Maybe I should have done more.  Maybe I should have done less.

Teaching is weird sometimes.

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

My Highly Unscientific List of Three Things I Hate Teaching In English

1)  Articles (Korean doesn't have them.)

2)  Past tense  (English has way too many irregular verbs, meaning you basically have to memorize the past tense for hundreds of different words.)

3)  Reported Speech  (You wouldn't think this is a tough one but man, 45 minutes into a "basic" RS lesson and I'm ready to quit.)

Monday, April 22, 2019

Delightin' and Instructin'

It's the eighth week of the semester already (!), which means mid-terms.  So I don't have college classes this week, but I just finished looking over a huge stack of projects.  (Specifically, one page introduction letters from each student.)

Tomorrow I can pick up their tests and begin digging into those.

I've always hated grading but at least I'm at the point where I know I just have to sit down with the tests / papers / projects and start going through them as quickly as possible.

And oh hey, I'll reward myself if I can finish all the grading this week with Avengers on Thursday (opening early here in Korea) and maybe another ballgame that evening.

Sunday, April 21, 2019

Free Solo


Free Solo trailer

I finally saw Free Solo this past weekend and absolutely loved it.  It has to be one of the three greatest documentaries I've ever seen.

So much so that for today's adult advanced class we watched the trailer, an interview, and read an article about Honnold's achievement.

If the film only focused on the preparation and climb itself it would be impressive enough.  But the fact is that the real film happens when Alex's friends and girlfriend confess to how fucking worried they are about him.

Astounding.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Doolittle

Having a tough time of it?  Don't "correct" yer accent, soften it:
"A broad regional accent might hold you in good stead in some jobs, but can be a drawback in more upwardly mobile careers. 'There may be some kind of expectation that, if you’ve secured a good degree and aced teacher training, then why didn’t you modify your accent as a linguistic means to signal that you are moving up in the world,' says Dr Alex Baratta, a lecturer at the Manchester Institute of Education.
'Accents tell you as much about what we project on to people as anything to do with the actual people,' says Sophie Scott, a professor of cognitive neuroscience at University College London. How you perceive accents can be dependent on your proximity to the location of the accent, she says. She grew up in Blackburn, Lancashire, where the Liverpudlian accent was considered 'metropolitan'. This contrasts with the animus that some Mancunians have towards a scouse accent, and the romanticism some Americans hear in its cadences.
Since I have been in London, I have become conscious of what my accent signals – northerners are often depicted as being louts or simpletons in the southern-centric media. During the first few ice-breakers at university, I was told by a well-spoken southerner that I sounded like Karl Pilkington, of An Idiot Abroad fame.
My adult students explained to me that a Daegu accent doesn't map as "stupid" or "poor" so much as "antagonistic" towards Seoul folks.

Make of that what you will.