Last night at home I was watching a movie and noticed something wet on my upper lip. Since I am a Disgusting Person, I just licked at it thinking it was some kind of nasal drip. Turns out, it was blood!
Basically, by the time I got up to grab some wet wipes my right nostril was gushing the red stuff. I ruined a good hoodie (unless I want to walk around looking like an ax murderer, but you never know).
I got it under control but while sleeping last night I coughed up a ball of something hideous, part blood and phlegm and cranial fluid I think.
Anyhow, I'm 50 now. Guessing it isn't cancer, but quite possibly leprosy.
In my defense, Maryland has gone from 95 degree, humid days, to more respectable 80 degrees and relatively dry. I think that's why my mucous membranes are withering.
Good times!
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