Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Things I've Learned On The Internet Today:

1)  White Nationalists like Steve Bannon have a right not just to speak at any public event they wish, but to also be paid handsomely for doing so because Free Speech.

2)  Nike is not a hugely exploitative multinational behemoth but actually a secret liberal cabal that cares not one wit as to how much they make in a given economic quarter.

3)  For some unknown reason, President Pussy-grabber hasn't yet forced Jeff Sessions into a leather gimp-suit and ball-gag, but that literally could change by tomorrow.

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