Friday, July 7, 2017

"world’s most obvious Oberlin alum Lena Dunham"

Drew Magary is almost always good.  On Lena Dunham and her insane dog story, he's golden:
"HOLY SHIT. She’s going toe-to-toe with a no-kill shelter! WHO DOES THAT? I’m ready to question everything now. Is there REALLY an L.A. facility called Zen Dog? Why was Lamby drinking his own piss when he arrived? 'Wow, this unstable dog that I’ve been the custodian of for four years was definitely traumatized by the PREVIOUS three owners, yessir.' Did Lamby REALLY find a new home? Where is Lamby, dammit? WHERE IS LAMBY, LENA?! Tell you what: that facility is gonna get two crazyass breeder dogs dumped on it four years from now."
"Walking New York Times hateread" is good.

"World's most obvious Oberlin alum" is better.

Go Kenyon!

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